Toddler Terror

Pee-pee terror:

J: Can you please pee before we go out?

C: No.

J: Why not?

C: I want to pee on the bike.

J: !!! No!!!!

C: Then I want to pee on the subway.

J: No!!!!

C: Then I want to pee in grandma’s car.


 

Asking for it

C: Grandma is tiny! Really small!

Kindergarden teacher: Really? And you, Charlie?

C: I am very big.

Kindergarden teacher: I see. And me, what am I?

C: Fat!

Books/Momversations

S: “Ron! Ron! Can you come here quick?!”

R: “Yes, Mom, what’s going on? What is it!?” [I was in my room and heard her yelling my name]

S: “Can you help me out of bed? I need to get a book out of the library!”………….