correspondents
Pee-pee terror:
J: Can you please pee before we go out?
C: No.
J: Why not?
C: I want to pee on the bike.
J: !!! No!!!!
C: Then I want to pee on the subway.
J: No!!!!
C: Then I want to pee in grandma’s car.
Asking for it
C: Grandma is tiny! Really small!
Kindergarden teacher: Really? And you, Charlie?
C: I am very big.
Kindergarden teacher: I see. And me, what am I?
C: Fat!
S: “Ron! Ron! Can you come here quick?!”
R: “Yes, Mom, what’s going on? What is it!?” [I was in my room and heard her yelling my name]
S: “Can you help me out of bed? I need to get a book out of the library!”………….
(S): “Turn off the stove.”
(R): “The stove?? The TV??”
(S): “The stove.”
(R): “But….”
(S): “The stove in the Living
Room…Isn’t there a stove in the
Living Room?”
(R): “No, in the Kitchen, but it’s off now…”
(S): “I guess so…..”
