Toddler Terror

Pee-pee terror:

J: Can you please pee before we go out?

C: No.

J: Why not?

C: I want to pee on the bike.

J: !!! No!!!!

C: Then I want to pee on the subway.

J: No!!!!

C: Then I want to pee in grandma’s car.


 

Asking for it

C: Grandma is tiny! Really small!

Kindergarden teacher: Really? And you, Charlie?

C: I am very big.

Kindergarden teacher: I see. And me, what am I?

C: Fat!

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