J: Can you please pee before we go out?
J: Why not?
C: I want to pee on the bike.
J: !!! No!!!!
C: Then I want to pee on the subway.
C: Then I want to pee in grandma’s car.
Asking for it
C: Grandma is tiny! Really small!
Kindergarden teacher: Really? And you, Charlie?
C: I am very big.
Kindergarden teacher: I see. And me, what am I?